Remember that insane hat you bought to watch the royal wedding and pretend you were there with them?
Well, you have a great excuse to wear it the very next week; it's the Kentucky Derby on Saturday!
I could care less about races and gambling but I am a fan of minty drinks and stupid hats, and I am all about dressing up to celebrate.
If for some reason you didn't buy a crazy hat for the royal wedding (wtf were you thinking?), here are some funny but pretty options for the weekend.
It's a fascinator...No, it's a headband...No it's a MINI-TOPHAT!!!
This one is a little too classy and wearable for the look I like, but if you want to look like you are a nice lady and not someone who just escaped a mental ward, you can try this.
This is perfect for when you hate the person behind you and you want to make sure they can't see.
This one reminds me of the strikingly flat saucer hats I saw at the royal wedding (I'm just going to leave the sentence like that so it looks like I was really there.)
What up, porcupine head?
Make sure the bag and shoes match!
This one reminds me of that fruit holder I just bought that keeps out the flies!
I'm going to a derby party, and OF COURSE wearing a fascinator!
ReplyDeleteYay! what does it look like?
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