Wednesday, January 28, 2015

The perfect gift for Valentine's Day

This Valentine's Day, show them you care with a cockroach. Or a scorpion. Or if you really want, something furry and cute like an emperor tamarin monkey.


You can "adopt" animals (in name only, you don't get to keep it in your house) through the San Francisco zoo.

Seems like a good basic option


I don't know why, but it is good to know that you can get 2 cockroaches for a scorpion. This must be the economy somewhere.


In what world is a basic adoption of this guy the same as a scorpion??

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