Bootie Pies: OMG No.

Have you ever thought to yourself "Hey, Self. I love Uggs but I wish they weren't so.... fashionable. Is there a way I could make them uglier and less useful?"

Well. now you are in luck.
Bootie Pies are Ugg-like boots with a toe flap so you can go bare-toed in the winter.
What?
I know.
They say it's for pedicures, but honestly, just wait 10 min and wear normal shoes.

 Here is what they look like:

And here is how they work:

Also, they are $98.
Also also, there is the most annoying poem in the world on the site. Click at your own rist.