Get ready for Valentines: Worst Underwear Set Ever

In the next few weeks, you are bound to see a whole lot of ads for sexy Valentine's lingerie and what to wear for romance tips and stuff.

What you probably won't be seeing is what incredibly trashy people wear for a "special lingerie occasion."

I present you with these, the worst underwear ever that is actually trying to be cute underwear:

$8.99 Faux denim printed bra in turquoise.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S ONLY $9????

Don't forget the undies:

$2.99 Denim printed boyshort in pink

ONLY $3??? ARE THEY NUTS? GET SOME WHILE YOU CAN.

What I would really love is if someone in a new relationship who has only been on a few dates would buy these and wear them on V day. Then, after a nice dinner, you go back to their house, make them close their eyes, and strip down to this set.
And look at them expectantly like "you liiiiike?" Blink blink.
And then they have to pretend you chose some excellent underwear and that cheap pastel colored faux denim is totally your turn on and how could she have known?

Please someone make it happen.