Fairisle tights

Have you seen those idiots walking around with tights on that they are pretending are pants?
There is a whole new batch of them because now this fairisle trend is migrating south from our sweaters to our legs.

The good news is that if you want to be one of them, there are some tights on sale now at Claire's.

You should wear something over them, though. Please.

$6.25 Fairisle tights (down from $11)
Are those skull and crossbone images at the ankles? I can't quite tell.

$6.25 Digital Fairisle tights (down from $11)
These have a more pixellated and larger print than the colored ones above.

Or you could look even worse and wear legwarmers.
Here's an idea: let's take the narrowest part of a woman's body and make it lumpy and fat. You in? Cool! let's all get legwarmers!

$4 Fantastic Fairisle leg warmers (down from $16)
Whaaaaa?
These claim to be fairisle print, but since when has waves and triangles been fairisle?
I wonder why they are 75% off. Could it be that no one wanted them or their knee-goiter pom-poms?

$4 Ski chalet leg warmers (down from $14)
These are slightly more palatable, if you still must wear legwarmers for some reason.