Boyfriend sweater, grandpa sweater....

First there was the boyfriend look- shirts that are boxier and longer cut than the normal women's cut.
This cardigan will show you how its done:

$17.48 Mossimo boyfriend cardigan

Then there was the grandpa sweater, which was like the boyfriend sweater but with even more slouch and sleeves to roll up. They are chunkier and more woolen and textured than the boyfriend sweater, in general.
Check out this beaut for reference:

$28 Etsy Chronologie Vintage Grandpa sweater

So what's next in this line of trends?
All the cool people want to know what to wear next before everyone else adopts it.
Based on the above research, it looks like you should be wearing what older and older people do.
You heard it here first: the next hip thing will be burial shrouds!

Get in on the trend now and everyone will think you're a genius when they eventually get around to buying one!

$325 Burial shroud

This one looks pretty nice, no?
It's 6'2" so it should fit most people.
It looks great accessorized with herbs, as shown in this picture, but I think it would be great if you cinched it in at the waist with a skinny black belt. Right?

Also, Amazon has burial shrouds?! The more you know.
I wonder why no one has left a review yet....