Judging a person by their shoes--works.

Check out this article about shoe personalities:

"Researchers at the University of Kansas found that people were able to correctly judge a stranger's age, gender, income, political affiliation, emotional and other important personality traits just by looking at the person's shoes."

Apparently you can tell whether someone is liberal or conservative and someone's emotional stability pretty reliably by judging their shoes.
Read the real study.

This was news to me:

"Practical and functional shoes generally belong to agreeable people, ankle boots fit with more aggressive personalities and uncomfortable looking shoes were worn by calm personalities."

Apparently people with boring shoes cannot form lasting relationships.

 Probably an unstable individual who is insecure

Also probably has dirty toes. WTF is up with these?

What shoes are you wearing and what do they say about you?

I'm wearing relatively new black wedges with a closed round toe and ankle strap and some cutouts. I think this means I am totally awesome.