Thursday, March 8, 2012

Geriatric Rainbow Brite

Sometimes you ask yourself "What will Rainbow Brite wear in her dotage?"
And sometimes you don't even need to ask yourself because the answer comes to you as you are browsing Urban Outfitters.
$180 Jeffrey Campbell Rainbow Wedge sneaker

Now, Jeffrey Campbell makes some of my favorite shoes. But he also takes a lot of weird turns and makes some damn ugly crap.
Like these.

If only there were still candy ravers, I am sure they would be all over this. 15 yrs too late, JC.

And they are expensive!
I predict these will be in the super sale bin soon.

Let's do the math:






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Also, let's not even get started on these:


$180 Jeffrey Campbell Claussen Wedge

Guess what--if it's FLAT, it's not a WEDGE!!!

It's a MESA or a PLATEAU.

The end.

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