This private island in Nicaragua looks great, and it can be ours for only $75,000. Anyone want to split it with me?
We could probably make it our own country and proclaim ourselves royalty and design money.
This is our new island. It's called Arana Island, but I think Rebecca Island sounds so much better, don't you?
It's not that big, but it has a shelter and some trees and a dried up swimming pool. What else do you need?