Fergie
Nope. You don't have the figure for it, it's the wrong color, and you look like a neckless traffic cone beast.
Also, the underwear choice?
WORST.
Mayra Veronica
It's sad because she looks so happy. Like when a new mother is covered with vomit but holding her child so proudly. You almost don't want to tell her.
Laurieann Gibson
Is she the Cruella deVil of cattle?
We get it, you hate cows and you want to kill and wear them all.
$20 says she has a leather bra on too.
Adele
You don't have to wear black up to your chin! You aren't Amish or Hasidic.
You have a normal body and you deserve pretty things!
Taraji P. Henson
The too-loose halter top is making your boobs look saggy and gross.
Also, the proportions of the color blocks are wrong and create a faux dropped-waist that makes your belly look big and your torso look like a shapeless refrigerator.
Kelly Rowland
Bad prom dress. Crappy color, boring design....zzzz....
Cyndi Lauper
Looks like Kelly Osbourne in her yucky goth phase. Take a cue from her current style and class it up. You aren't an angsty teen.
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