Here is what you should be getting your loved ones this year. Because otherwise you clearly don't care about them at all!
Oh, you type on a physical keyboard? How retro.
Mine is made of light.
Guys! How do you keep your many many cuff links organized?
You don't? Seriously? WTF is wrong with you?
Also, guess how many cufflinks come in this $$$ box?
If you guessed 0, you'd be correct.
I looove this jacket. It's quilted but slim and has motorcycle styling.
I also could probably love that guy who is modeling it. Heeeyyy, how you doin?
Looks like a normal bathrobe, but costs more than 2 or 3 months rent.
But maybe you could live in it instead of your apartment? Then it would be worth it.
You think you're too fancy to shove your papers under the keyboard like the rest of us?
I have no idea. Ask a Trump or something.
This is worth it because uhhhhh they tell time.
Oh America. I see we have clearly gotten far enough past the housing bust and sympathy for poor people with underwater mortgages to have re-entered the realm of buying pretty things for our animals that cost more than 2 average Americans make in a year.
There is no way I would be a multi-millionaire and not own this. I'd probably buy this before getting a car.
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